i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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