He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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