were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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