You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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