question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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