isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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