How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
