I wish I only lived at night.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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