soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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