why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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