Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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