his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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