I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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