her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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