I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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