Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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