i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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