Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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