Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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