(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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