We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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