Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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