It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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