hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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