in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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