So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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