: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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