he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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