you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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