So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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