Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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