We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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