She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
