I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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