is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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