hell yes lets make some ravioli
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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