I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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