marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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