The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
