She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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