heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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