If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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