and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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