okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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