That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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