how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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