And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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