I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm sobbing to NWA
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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