We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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