i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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