i don't like sucking hair
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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