I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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