hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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