absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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